Victim of a possible gypsy curse. Toolman uses MuchoSucko as a demented type of facebook. He has posted more original content of himself than any other user to date. He also appears to have no fear of being doxed since he regularly posts his personal information. More than once he has encouraged well-wishers and haters alike to visit him and see his gun collection up close.
Determined to be the Most Interesting Muchoer.
 Secret dreams
- To play Dan Connor in an off-Broadway show of Roseanne