Tasteless Joke

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In the event that a user comments in a fashion that is deemed to be in violation in one of the following ways, a mod may use their privileges in order to turn said comment into a Tasteless Joke.

  • comment provides another user's personal information. (extremely common use)
  • comment crosses the line in one way or another. (extremely rare use)
  • comment poses a threat to a mod's personal belief system or they deem the user a fucktard in general. (rare use).

There are currently 178 deleted comments as of September 30th 2013.

Contents

[edit] List of Current Tasteless Jokes

[edit] Dead Baby

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Fucked.


Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?

You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.


What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?

An erection.


What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?

Deep Throat.

[edit] Tasteless

Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?

You can't gargle sand.


How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck its dick.


There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes." The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

[edit] Leper

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

[edit] Blonde

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

[edit] Zeke

'nuff said.