Sprinkles

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Sprinkles is possum's new pet and like minded man-child and self admitted attention whore[1]

Allegedly a heaven666.com outcast and friends with severum, joined Mucho after being shunned/banned from said site. Has gone through most stages of noobiness including using old rumors and comments as a means of retaliation, and/or jokes on barely known (by him) users expense, sucking up to vets and jumping on the nearest bandwagon in attempts to fit in. Uses the phrase "^butthurt" more than once daily whenever accused of being one himself.

Mildly entertaining at times, but with a routine that's been used forever on Mucho, it's more stale than original. Given to account the user has claimed himself to be well over his 40's and yet is often mistaken to act around the age of 18. Known mostly for irritating the shit out of "weaker" mucho users and known posers by pointing out what is painfully obvious to everyone but themselves, his presence is sometimes compared to getting a prostate exam by Andre the Giant.[peacock term]

Once considered an insignificant nobody by the veterans of Mucho (and rightfully so), his place at Mucho has since been galvanized by a heartfelt muchopedia entry from one of his many, many trolling victims who thinks of him constantly. And himself trying to delete any contribution by saying "it's old news and not muchopedia worthy."

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The Magawd incident

Said incident began after an extremely volatile response by Magawd over a single stfu that was given by Sprinkles[2] soon after Sprinkles joined Mucho. Sprinkles, being the snarling arsehole that he is, could not pass up an opportunity to build on this easily attained butthurt outburst, according to Sprinkles, something Magawd himself is well past over and done with. Whenever a submission is posted by Magawd or a comment is being made, Sprinkles will jump on it, giving critique and using old slander names as "Maggie" in attempts to get Magawds attention.

The Sprinkies incident

Some user had the glorious idea of creating an account named Sprinkles (spelled with a capital i instead of a lower case L ) to pass as the original account but mainly writing comments like, "I'm a huge faggot". [3] After an hour or so Sprinkles noticed this newcomer and didn't appreciate the joke at all. He cried to yak and had this new account banned, followed by complaining about it on threads and in chat, failing to see the brilliance and not being able to laugh at himself. Three weeks went by of him suspecting Steven_Seagull , without real evidence of course, boring the shit out of everyone and making everything about his own hurt feelings and blaming everyone of being in cahoots with the culprit.

Seagull's return

Nobody knows for sure if Seagull was banned, at least it has not yet been confirmed by yak. Had he been lurking, been to Goa, getting high with loslobos? Whatever the reasons, upon him making fresh comments Sprinkles didn't latch on, and soon it was revealed why, he had enough and decided to make macheesemo his new main. [4] Why, you ask? We still know it's Sprinkles, so what's the point? In conclusion, you can't never fully understand Sprinkles and thus why would you care to.

References

  1. http://muchosucko.com/119217/#comment2490563
  2. http://muchosucko.com/119339/My-Family-and-I-brawling-at-a-Chuck-E-Cheese#comment2374438
  3. http://muchosucko.com/user/sprinkies
  4. http://muchosucko.com/128284/One-black-chick-to-go-please