Punky Chronicles

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Chapter 4 drawn by Makodragon

After dik went to live in the Canadian mountains for two months without food and water, in order to get in closer contact with God, these mad scribblings were found, compiled, and dubbed The Punky Chronicles. The Punky Chronicles soon caught on on mucho and its now considered the worlds fastest growing religion. Dik himself has been missing for quite a while and its rumored that he is up on the mountains again, working on the New Punky Chronicles.


Contents

[edit] The Punky Chronicles

....fade in...a crisp april night....the only sound is the spitting rain.......a lone light above the only house on a dead end street guides or heros way.....the lighted doorbell seems warm to him....it rings and rings .....punky is at the wrong house...fade out...


[edit] chapter 2

....after the police leave the rain seems harder...the wind seems to pick up....is it his imagination?..."enough"..he sputters....he decides to give up and go home...a cab of course...his wet cold fingers reach for his phone....he searches...pats all his pockets...punky has lost his phone.....

...fade in.....how long has it been...a week?...a month?....no way to know...all thats certain in the darkness...the blackness.. is he can hear running water somewhere...is he imagining it?...he crawls to a cold surface and reaches up....his strength fading with thirst and hunger..he reaches as high as he can....he feels....something....its a lightswitch....punky has locked himself in the bathroom.......fade out


[edit] the punky chronicles...episode 3

...fade in....the tornado started fast...with a jolt,it started to spin him around...as it grew faster the heat seemed to build...wet debris slapped his face and body as he was twisted and beaten by the relentless spinning... it went on and on...the confusion...the heat...the agony.......he began to give up hope...he wished even death would end this hell...and then as suddenly as it began......it stopped...a warm dry stillness...he lifted the debris off of him...he was beside a window.....he reaches out and the glass pushes open ..punky has locked himself in the dryer.....fade out...


[edit] the punky chronicles...episode 4

.....fade in..."right up there my ass" he whispered under his gasping breath...the stairs seemed to last forever...the most important meeting of his life...he would be late for certain by now...he tried to think as his strength began to wither....he was out of water....the sweat poured from his head...stinging his eyes.....dizzyness overcame him....he had to sit...just for a minute....as he began to catch his breath he wiped the sweat from his eyes......."what is this???"..."IS THIS A NIGHTMARE??"...he is at the bottom of the staircase again....punky has taken the wrong escalator.......fade out


[edit] the punky chronicles....episode 5

...fade in...the drool his face leaked out in his sleep was barely noticed as the deafening scream of the smoke alarm woke him....FIRE...he panicked...it was thick with smoke already...he jumped up and ran in what seemed like every direction......he crashed into the walls over and over....he could see the smoke...he could feel the heat of a fire but he couldnt see it....screaming and peeing he ran from room to room...he felt the heat of the fire....it seemed to be ...chasing him.....he ran up the stairs..in and out of every room ...screaming and peeing ....where were the flames?....he could feel them......he collapsed to his knees ..weeping...he sat down.....the pain overwhelmed him....punky had set his own butt on fire....fade out


[edit] the punky chronicles....episode 6

...fade in......his toes were raw with crashing into furniture since the blindness struck him...his arm was at least dislocated...in the confusion of total blackness time seemed irrelevant ...what had even caused it???...all he knew was that sight was no longer a sense he claimed..he must call someone!...but looking for his phone had nearly killed him already...his mind began to race...of all things he feared it was blindness and here it had happened...how will he even get out of this house to get help.......he began to cry...not normal tears..the tears of a defeated soul....he jumped up in a rage...a rage of a person with nothing left...he flailed and ran. screaming and peeing....he hit the front window hard...crashed through it...he landed on his stomach and felt his face for cuts......there was ...something on gis face....punky had pulled his hat over his eyes....fade out...


[edit] the punly chronicles...episode 7..prologue

"these are the worst cookies ive ever had!"..he yelled as he slammed the box of milkbones on the table..he stormed to the kitchen where he tripped on an electric cord his mom had told him not to plug in there..his face hit the corner of the kitchen table..the birthday cake his dad had spent hours making crashed to the floor..."jesus christ"...how would he explain this one...he decided to get the hell out of there before anything else happenned..he turned to get his fedora and slipped on the birthday cake...a full second he was in the air till he crashed down on the dog that was stuffing itself on cake.,."DOG!!!!"he screamed..he had not been able to think of a name....he was dead....he put Dog in his packpack ..dried his tears..and went out in the brisk sharp sun.it was only 7 am


[edit] the punky chronicles..episaode 7 ...part 1

...."how do i get myself into these messes?" he barely thought as he walked out the door..the house was a disaster..the birthday cake smashed.."dog" the dog was dead...he sighed...his first step was a misfire as he tumbled down the 4 steps onto his front lawn...no biggie ...not after the first 15 minutes of his day...he dusted himself off and started walking the wrong way towards work...as he noticed his mistake he realised his shoes were on the wrong feet...after he had sat down to correct this he became disoriented..stood up and began again walking in the wrong direction..hours he walked...hours passed...he was lost....the heat of the sun wasnt helping..he was sweating hard..on and on....he collapsed with thirst and hunger...he was starving...he needed strength to go on..to find his way home..he remembered the smashed cake ..he remembered the dog eating the cake..he remembered putting Dog in his backpack.....BINGO...he opened up his backpack and sure enough..there was Dog...dead but covered in delicious cake..he needed to eat for gods sake! he had to live!!!...he pulled Dog out of the backpack and began eating the cake off his Dogs cold dead body...when the police pulled up he again peed..it wasnt even noon..........


[edit] More Chapters

More chapters are rumored to exist in the bowels of mucho, if you should come across more of them, feel free to edit them into this article or link the comment to Barret/Makodragon or someone else that knows wikipediawizardry.