Jerkstore

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The classic Jerkstore avatar: Nick Nolte mug shot.

Joined June 11th 2008[1]

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[edit] Description

A bearded bike riding hipster junkie[2] and chronic masturbator, brother of MetalFace, likes to get drunk on his frequent days off and rip on infrequent users and noobs. [3]

He has a seemingly great disdain and likewise love for attention whores (see Jenbirdy).[4]

Notorious for his incitement of the 2009 elchris flame war. [5]

Founder and major contributor of Team #YOLO [6]

28th ever comment on Muchosucko: "yay! mucho time.. but wait.. i dont get this one, it sucks" [7]

Originating from an OG-dimebag city, Jerks can be found with a razor blade hidden in his mouth and car theft tools on him at any time.

A prominent member of the original Gert Jonnys[8], he would eventually go on to betray the crew by being an asshat.

[edit] Likes / Dislikes

[edit] Likes

  • Heroin [9]
  • Shitty Milwaukee beer [10]
  • Bong loads
  • Jacking-it to weird shit [11]
  • Film photography [12]

[edit] Dislikes

[edit] References

  1. http://muchosucko.com/user/JerkStore
  2. http://muchosucko.com/120541/MEGA-BLISTER#comment2423600
  3. http://muchosucko.com/117414/Hmmm-posible-photoshop
  4. http://muchosucko.com/94304/Lets-Get-this-over-with
    http://muchosucko.com/117614/George-the-Awakening
    http://muchosucko.com/102437/Jerkstore-shows-off-for-Jenbirdy
  5. http://muchosucko.com/56220/1rish1-hittin-the-streets
  6. http://muchosucko.com/b/yolo
  7. http://muchosucko.com/44796/Quickdraw21-gets-laid
  8. http://muchosucko.com/48720/Gert-Jonnys
  9. http://muchosucko.com/116770/Shes-My-Heroine
  10. http://muchosucko.com/102785/For-Sporty
  11. http://muchosucko.com/49404/Hottie-Bianca-Freire
  12. http://muchosucko.com/100363/35mm-BW
  13. http://muchosucko.com/117452/Mucho-User-Quiz