CopyPasta

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The preferred language of unoriginal retarded users that can't come up with their own comments. (See:PoleFags)
It involves copying text memes previously spewed out elsewhere on the internet, and pasting it into comments,
often with a few words replaced with new ones to stay current and trendy, this practice is called Fresh Pasta.

"fresh pasta/10, would copypaste potato times"

Sometimes even infamous comments on Mucho will be copied, and eventually turns into its own Mucho-Meme.

In some cases, muchoers won't recognize copied comments for pasta, and will think the commenter is literally retarded. [1] [2]

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[edit] Examples

[edit] Typical un-edited Mucho copypasta

[edit] Makodragon

Punky, you filthy fucking shit-licker. Your 'talent' means fuck all to us you skunks cunt.Your dumb-fuck feminine mind cannot even grasp that when people demonstrate their talent, they tend to apply to mucho content or users in some way you simple fucking 'lets-bang-some-objects-together-and-call-it-talent', smarmy-faced, self important, coat-tail riding, big-talking, tiny-cocked, twat of a cunt flap. [3]

[edit] SNIKT

Ogami I can't believe anything different than that you are the worst kind of troll. There is no way that you are this big a fucking idiot. You just have such a painfully lonely and depressing life that you have to fuck with everybody else's. I long for the day when the darkness takes over and you choose to do the only logical thing. I only hope that you take your parents first, just because they passed on the defective genes that created you. Make sure that you take the safety off, and remember that a small caliber soft bullet in the mouth is best, it will pinball around inside your skull rather than going straight through. [4]

[edit] Xzekiel

before yak gets a chance to fuck with me let me just say i'm drug induced paranoid schizophrenic i flip out sometimes but it's much better when i'm not drinking i have flipped out on many women also, i'm fat, i look like a slug and i drink constantly i'm unemployed and have no friends, cuz, well i don't really want to keep people around me because I don't think people are innately good. I've pissed off Heather, and OhSnap and I wholeheartedly regret it. I've apologized for what I'm sorry for. Did I mention that I was attracted to a dude this one time? yak will call this a meltdown, but it's really not. It's me being drunk and honest about shit that no one gives a fuck about but people just want to give me shit about. So I don't care, I'm done.....this is me..... but i'm going sober now, and my schizophrenia subsides, and maybe i'll get a job, and see sunlight. I still don't want any "friends" [5]

[edit] whunu

You don't know who I am sporthole,I've done a lot of bad bad things in my life.I ran with the wrong crowd.

I'd tear your head off and shit down your neck. Seriously I'm the type of man that hurts you so bad that after you're already down I keep going kicking you in the face,stomach,dropping knees,grabbing your hair and smashing you head or face In the ground. I have to ultimately force myself to stop or one of my buddies would have to stop me and hold me back and calm me down.

I've done things I shouldn't have,a lot of things,I've hurt a lot of people in the past.

You know how they say don't mess around you might just fuck with the wrong person? Well I'm that person! Just lucky for you we're behind keyboards at this point. [6]

[edit] Typical edited Mucho copypasta

[edit] Barret fresh-pasta'ing Xzekiel

before you get a chance to fuck with me let me just say i'm a chicken nugget induced sewer fetishist. i flip out sometimes but it's much better when i'm not eating i have flipped out on many noobs. also, i'm fat, i look like a Anchiceratops and i eat constantly. i'm unemployed and have no friends, cuz, well my personal hygiene is not really that great, and because I don't think people are innately good tasting. I've pissed off cryax, and punky and I wholeheartedly regret it. I've apologized for what I'm sorry for. Did I mention that I was attracted to a german's butthole, and another one's douchey muscles this one time? you will call this a meltdown, but it's really not. It's me being fed and honest about shit that no one gives a fuck about, but people just want to give me shit about. So I don't care, I'm done.....this is me..... but i'm going to the pole now, and my overweight subsides, and maybe i'll get some pepsi light, and play with my plaid shirts, YEAH. I still don't want any "friends" [7]

[edit] jrob2020 fresh-pasta'ing Xzekiel

before you gets a chance to fuck with me let me just say i'm whiskey/weed induced redneck, i flip out sometimes but it's much better when i'm not drinking, i have flipped out on many women. also, i use glasses, and my head is a circle, i suck at videogames and have no friends, cuz, well i don't really want to keep people around me because they beat me at everything. I've pissed off conky, and barret and I wholeheartedly regret it. I've apologized for what I'm sorry for. Did I mention that I was attracted to a tranny this one time? ok every day. you will call this a meltdown, but it's really not. It's me being drunk and honest about shit that no one gives a fuck about, but people just want to give me shit about. So I don't care, I'm done.....this is me..... but i'm going sober now, and my photoshops improves, and maybe i'll get an x-box, and play that. I still don't want any "friends" [8]

[edit] Yak fresh-pasta'ing xzekiel

before zeke gets a chance to fuck with me let me just say i'm a beer drinking asshole i flip out sometimes but it's much better when i'm not drinking i have flipped out on many users also, i'm short, i look like a dwarf from lord of the rings and i make fun of schizophrenics constantly i run a pice of shit website and have no friends, cuz, well i don't really want to keep people around me because I end up thinking they are all noobs. I've pissed off whunu, and jamestkirk and I wholeheartedly regret it. I've apologized for what I'm sorry for. Did I mention that I ate an entire large can of cherry pie filling one time? everyone will call this a meltdown, but it's really not. It's me being honest about shit that no one gives a fuck about but people just want to give me shit about. So I don't care, I'm done.....this is me..... but i'm going to go drink some pepsi now, and my hatred of idiots subsides, and maybe i'll make some new websites, and get better users. I still don't want any "friends"

[edit] loslobos fresh-pasta'ing whunu

You don't know who I am whunoob,I've done a lot of bad bad things in my life.I ran with the wrong crowd.

I'd tear your doublechins off and shit down your greasy neck. Seriously I'm the type of woman that hurts you so bad that after you're already down I keep going kicking you in the balls,cock,dropping acid,grabbing your flab and smashing you head or assface In the ground. I have to ultimately force myself to stop or one of my comrades would have to stop me and hold me back and calm me down.

I've done weed I shouldn't have,a lot of weed,I've hurt a lot of people in the past.

You know how they say don't mess around you might just fuck with the wrong person? Well I'm that person! Just lucky for you we're behind keyboards at this point. [9]
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You don't know who I am MetalQueer,I've done a lot of bad bad things in my life.I ran with the wrong crowd.

I'd tear your knob off and puke down your neck. Seriously I'm the type of cunt that hurts you so bad that after you're already down I keep going farting you in the face,stomach,dropping stories of MikeBeez,grabbing your cat and smashing its head or face In the ground. I have to ultimately force myself to touch your slimed body or one of my buddies would have to stop me and hold me back and calm me down.

I've done things you'll never experience,a lot of things,I've hurt a lot of noobs in the past.

You know how they say don't mess around you might just fuck with the wrong vet? Well I'm that vet! Just lucky for you we're behind keyboards at this point. [10]

[edit] jrob2020 fresh-pasta'ing whunu

You don't know who I am barrethole,I've done a lot of good good things in my life.I ran with the right crowd.

I'd hug your head off and massage your neck. Seriously I'm the type of man that loves you so good that after you're already down I keep going hugging you in the face,stomach,dropping to my knees,stroking your hair and telling you how awesome you are. I have to ultimately force myself to stop or one of my buddies would have to stop me and hold me back and calm me down.

I've done things I shouldn't have,a lot of things,I've loved a lot of people in the past.

You know how they say don't mess around you might just love the wrong person? Well I'm that person! Just lucky for you we're behind keyboards at this point. [11]

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